If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I can turn your software into hardware.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.