Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
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