Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Your lab or my lab?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
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