"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Your lab or my lab?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Your name is insert name here?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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