My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You are the object of my preposition.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
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