I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I can turn your software into hardware.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Your name is insert name here?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
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