I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.