I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.