Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.