I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
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