My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
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