Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.