You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You are the object of my preposition.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!