I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Baby, you're a firework.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Your treat or mine?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.