Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You're a good egg.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I could never Passover you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Baby, you're a firework.
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