“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
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