“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
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