“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
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