"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
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