“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman