“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
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