"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
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