“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
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