“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
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