“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
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