“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
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