“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
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