“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
"There are only two emotions on a plane: boredom and terror."
- Orson Welles
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
"I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn."
- C.E. Cowman
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." - George Orwell
"You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…"
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”
- William S. Burroughs.
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
Steve Martin
“Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy plants, and that’s the same thing.”
— Anonymous
"A good marriage is like a casserole: Only those responsible for it really know what goes in it." - Unknown
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
“Sending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, ‘You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.’”
- Ari Fishbein.
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
Claude Pepper
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.”
- Ugo Betti
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"I'd like to connect with nature but there's no USB port" - Dan Masso
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
— P. J. O'Rourke
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” — Raymond Hull
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”—John Grogan
It's not that I don't want to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
Theodore Roosevelt
"It's amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?"
- Zig Ziglar
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
“Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.”—Unknown
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Dave Attell
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
“Aquarians are sort of unorthodox, original people — sort of wack, witty mad-caps who refuse to follow the crowd and go their own way.”
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
"Gray hair is God’s graffiti." – Bill Cosby
"It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud."
From an Adidas ad
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
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