I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
I Tour de Francy you.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
"You deserve better and so do I."
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
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