Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I can score from multiple positions.
Here comes the sun of my life
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Can I claim your baggage?
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
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