Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Nathan compares to you
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I Tour de Francy you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
You're hotter than a data center!
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