Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Composers always score.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
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