Here comes the sun of my life
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
How was Heaven when you left it?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I think we're mint to be!
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
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