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You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
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