Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I love your energy.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Please, please me
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
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