Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
We're donion rings.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Can I claim your baggage?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I'm Havana dream about you.
You're my missing ingredient.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
You are so right. And I am so left.
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