I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
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