The square root of all my fantasies is you.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You are the square to my root.
You had me at taco.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
You are my raisin to smile.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
How hot does your gas oven get?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
We're donion rings.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
You look like my future ex wife.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
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