Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Life is better when we stick together.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I think we're mint to be!
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
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