We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Please, please me
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
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