Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Are you a model?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
How about a kanga-root?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
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