Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Can I hold your hand?
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I can be your travel pillow.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Baby, you're a firework.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
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