If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Do you believe in love at first flight?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.