You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I want to stretch with you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I think my heart just lagged.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You're such a TEAse.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
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