My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
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