I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
How about a kanga-root?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
I less than three you.
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