You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Nice Ass-teroid.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Let's Taco about love.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
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