Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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