Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Want to go for a ride?
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You are my butter-half!
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
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