Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You’re more special than relativity.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You're hotter than a data center!
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
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