Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You set my heart bonfire.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Your name is insert name here?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Let's boomerbang!
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Nice life preservers.
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