I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I really caribou-t you.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You're hotter than a data center!
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
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