Your pace or mine?
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
You are the object of my preposition.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
You should see what I can do with ice.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
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