I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
I think we need to become better strangers.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You sweep me off my feet!
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
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