Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Namastay here or come home with me?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Are you a red light because stop.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
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