Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Hello Boo-tiful.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
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