It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
You leave me Wonton more.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Do you like free samples?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
We should make like your parents and split.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
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