If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I really caribou-t you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Go to BabaMail
