Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I can score from multiple positions.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
"It's not me, it's you!"
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You can stand under my umbrella.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you a red light because stop.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
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