Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Love me till ice cream.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Do you squat here often?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
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