Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
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