Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I think my heart just lagged.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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