You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
You're hotter than a data center!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
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