There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I love all of your stratified layers!
I think you're barbe-cute.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I think I glove you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I like long runs on the beach.
I Tour de Francy you.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
So … do you run here often?
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
My fridge is hotter than you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
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