Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
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