I like you cherry much.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I think we need to become better strangers.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
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