Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Can we still share a netflix account?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
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