Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I would love to show you first class.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
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