I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You are my butter-half!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Nice asteroids.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
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