You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
How much will $20 get me?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
I can score from multiple positions.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
You make my heart skip a beet.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
So … do you run here often?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Nathan compares to you
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
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