Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
You had me at cello.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Would you like to share fire with me?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I've only got three months to live.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
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