Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
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