You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
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