I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
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