I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Let's boomerbang!
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
So … do you run here often?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I love your energy.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
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