Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I really like you. So does my wife.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Namastay here or come home with me?
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