Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
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