You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
"You deserve better and so do I."
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I want you for no raisin.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Composers always score.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
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