Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
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