Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
You really flipturn me on.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Nice Ass-teroid.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
How was heaven when you left it?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
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