Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I really like you. So does my wife.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You are one well-defined function!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
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