I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Let's boomerbang!
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I want you for no raisin.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.