Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I really like you. So does my wife.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
You’re Isaacly my type
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I Tour de Francy you.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
"It's not me, it's you!"
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.