I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Love me do
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I Tour de Francy you.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
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