Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You’re more special than relativity.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Love me do
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I'm Havana dream about you.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I love all of your stratified layers!
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
"My cat doesn't like you."
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
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