On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
We should make like your parents and split.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I really like you. So does my wife.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
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