This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
You are one well-defined function!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Lettuce go on a long drive.