I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
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