Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
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