I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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