You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Life is better when we stick together.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
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