Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Composers always score.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Please, please me
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
You had me at taco.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.